I'm No Natural Beauty. If

Poor Little Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan... If Those Little Girls Slept With As Many Men As They Say In The Tabloids, Why Their Little Butts Would Have More Fingerprints Than The Fbi! I Kinda Feel Sorry For Them. We Should Give Those Two A Break.

I Always Loved Books. I Don't Remember Learning To Read, It Was Just Something I Always Did. I Was Hungry For Knowledge, I Guess, And Information; I Was A Curious Kid. I Still Am.

I've Always Wanted To Be A Star. I've Always Wanted Money And Wanted To Travel. So I Knew There Was A Price To Pay For That.

Find Out Who You Are And Do It On Purpose.

I Have Been Asked To Pose For Penthouse On My Hundredth Birthday. Everybody Is Going To Be Sorry.