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Leaving Religious Texts Open Too Interpretation Is The Downfall Of Religion Itself. If It Is Truly The Word Of God Then There Is No Room For Interpretation; You Either Take All Of It Or None. There Is No Selective Belief

Anyone Can Read The News To You. I Promise To Feel The News At You.

Pissing Off Peta Is As Easy As Pie. Delicious Kitten Pie.

Nothing Reassures Parents More Than Surrounding Their Kids With The Kind Of Guys Who Have A Lot Of Weapons And Nothing To Do On Weekdays.

Liberals Want To Burn The Flag, But Progressives Just Want To Microwave It?