I'm Not A Great Deep

Sometimes, Comics Will Make The Observation That It's Not Jokes That Are Funny, It's Characters That Are Funny. And Isn't That True! That's Why I Always Kill Jokes. I'm Terrible At Them, Because I Get The Joke Right, But I Can't Get The Character Right, And It Just Goes Down Like A Lead Balloon.

Whoever Dies With The Most Stuff Wins.

For Me, Novels Coalesce Into Being, Rather Than Arrive Fully Formed.

Often I Think Boys Don’t Become Men. Boys Just Get Papier-mâchéd Inside A Man’s Mask. Sometimes You Can Tell The Boy Is Still In There.

If Swans Weren't Real Myths'd Make Up.