I'm Not A Risk Taker.

I'm Carded For R-rated Movies. And I Get Talked Down To A Lot. When I Try To Go Rent A Car Or Buy An Airplane Ticket Or Other Stuff Adults Do, I Get "okaaaaaay, Honey." I Remember When I Was 18, Getting Crayons In A Restaurant.

I've Always Idolized Amy Poehler, Because I Think She's The Best Of The Best As Far As Female Comedy.

There Are Tiny Choices That Everyone Can Make That Profoundly Affect Our Collective Water Use. Like Not Having The Tap On While Brushing Your Teeth, Not Starting Your Shower Ten Minutes In Advance, Not Doing Laundry Until You Have A Full Load. In This Particular Issue, Education Really Is Power.

I Have A Lot Of Responsibilities, But I Don't Think I've Grown Up.

I'm Not A Woman Whose Self-worth Comes From Her Dress Size.