I'm Not A Sexy Guy.

My Kid Wants To Be A Prison Warden When He Grows Up So He Can Put Thumb Tacks On The Electric Chairs.

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

With My Doctor, I Don't Get No Respect. I Told Him I Want A Vasectomy. He Said With A Face Like Mine, I Don't Need One.

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.