I'm Not A Super Emotional

I Have A Way Of Dealing With Situations Where I Come Off Awkward, Or People Think I’m Purposely Trying To Make Things Uncomfortable. But Normally I’m Talking Really Slowly Or There’s A Lot Of Silence Because There’s Just Nothing Going On. I’m Just Totally Freaking Out, But From The Outside Perspective It Looks Like I’m In Control.

I'm Totally An Anxious Mess All The Time. There's A Constant Dialogue Going On In My Brain, And It's Just Reminding Me Of All The Failures That I Have Had, And All Of The Things I Need To Do, And All Of The Things I'm Not Doing Good Enough.

I Would Never Do A Commercial For Something That Is Embarrassing, And I Think That People Maybe Have A Different Perspective On What Is Embarrassing Or Not. Some People Think Doing A Revlon Hair Commercial Is Really Cool. To Me, That's Embarrassing, But World Of Warcraft: Not Embarrassing, Very Cool.

I Do Have Magical Powers, I Try To Use Them For Good And Not Evil, But I Can Pretty Much Make Anyone Do Whatever I Want Them To Do, If They're Within Range.

When I Was In High School I Was A Really Huge 'snl' Fan. I Remember The Cast Around The Time I Started Watching It - Will Ferrell, Ana Gasteyer, Molly Shannon, Cheri O'teri, Tracy Morgan. I Did Research To Find Out How People Got On The Show. Their Bios Always Said They Came From An Improv Team, So I Started Taking Classes.