I'm Not A Very Spiritual

I'm A Natural Ham. It Doesn't Bother Me To Perform.

The Things That Got Me Through Grade School Are Helping Me Out Later In Life. It's Like, I Show Up On Time. If You Buy A Ticket To One Of My Shows, I'll Show Up. I'll Be There. And If It Says 10:00, I'll Be On Stage At 10:00.

When People Ask Me Really Stupid Questions Or Get It Really Wrong, I Feel Embarrassed For Them. I Don't Really Feel Angry At Them.

I Come From A Small Town And I Come From A Background Where We Didn't Have Money To Travel. I Thought I'd Have To Join The Military To Get To Europe. So I'm Thrilled To Travel.

I Hate Modern Car Radios. In My Car, I Don't Even Have A Push-button Radio. It's Just Got A Dial And Two Knobs. Just Am. One Knob Makes It Louder, And One Knob Changes The Station. When You're Driving, That's All I Want.