I'm Not A Woman. I'm

I've Discreetly Dated A Lot Of People - I Once Dated A Billionaire, Mostly Because It Was Fun To Say, "i'm Dating A Billionaire," But We Did Not Have The Same Taste In Music, And It Was Doomed.

I Might Lie A Lot But Never In My Lyrics.

I Wish People Would Just Like Me For What I Am, The Singer In An Ok New Wave Band.

You Know, If Nicole Kidman Was A Rock Star, She'd Be Alot More Professional Than Me, I'm Sorry.

Being Famous Is Just Like Being In High School. But, I'm Not Interested In Being The Cheerleader. I'm Not Interested In Being Gwen Stefani. She's The Cheerleader, And I'm Out In The Smoker Shed.