I'm Not Any Kind Of

I Suppose I Was A Little Bit Of What Would Be Called Today A Nerd. I Didn't Have Girlfriends, And Really I Wasn't A Very Social Boy.

It Is Liberalism, Whether People Like It Or Not, Which Has Animated All The Years Of My Life. What On Earth Did Conservatism Ever Accomplish For Our Country?

I Made Friends With A Lot Of Those Who Could Have Criticized Me In Print And Who Didn't, Who Praised Me Instead.

I Would Like To Explore Some Side Roads In Life While I Am Still In Good Health And Good Spirits.

For A While There, I Was A Stringer. The Expression Comes From The Old Habit Of Stringing Together The Column Inches That You Had Written. They'd Measure It And Pay You 10 Cents An Inch For Your Printed Copy.