I'm Not Crazy About Reality,

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

Even The Intellectual Crowd Will Have None Of Me. Physically, I Look Like One Of Them. Graying At The Temples, I Walk With A Slight Limp And Wear Thick Glasses.

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.