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It's Hard To Describe To People How Terrible It Was When You Could Only Watch Cartoons At A Certain Time In Your Life. But No, I Would Watch All Of Them - The Warner Bros. Cartoons And The Bugs Bunnys And Then The Tex Avery Stuff. Looking Back On It, They Were So Incredibly Subversive For Their Time. You'd Think, "oh, They're Just Making Jokes And This Or That." But When You Watch Them As An Adult, You Think, "oh No, They Were Talking About Some Pretty Deep Stuff."

The World Keeps Moving, The World Keeps Turning, And People Get Older, And Young People Become Older And More Important And Cooler And Interesting, And Actually Staying The Same Becomes A Liability, Especially In The Advertising Industry.

It Is Nice When Things End. That Is What Stories Do - They End. It Is Hard To Write Endings And It Is Hard To Come To The End Of Things, But I Think When It Is Done Right, It Is A Very Satisfying Way To Appreciate Something.

Some Boys Are Particular About How They Look. I'm Not.

I Came In The Dawson's Creek Era; It Was All About Tiny Guys Who Looked Like Teenagers, And I Haven't Looked Like A Teenager Ever. So I Was, Like, Auditioning To Be Their Dads. At 25.