I'm Not Going To Benefit

I've Never Thought Of Myself As A Hoity-toity Cultural Critic.

The South Has More Of A Disproportionate Amount Of Irony On T-shirts Than Any Other Region In The Country.

I Am Against The War, But I Do Support Our White Troops. No, I'm Kidding, I'm Kidding. I'm Not A Republican. I'm Not A Member Of The Party Of Inclusion. Wonderful, Tolerant, Rational Human Beings They Are.

Then I Will Tape The Sets And Even Though I`m Not Very Successful Sometimes I Will Try To Cut Out The Fat And Put The Jokes Closer Together.

I Don't Think Of My Opponents In The Sense That I Don't Think Of Them Consciously, I Don't Steer It One Way Or The Other.