I'm Not Going To Do

There Are Basically Two Categories Of Music: Metal And Bullshit.

Anybody Auditions For X-factor It's Because They Want To Be Famous, Not Because They Are Artists.

The Celebrity Thing, I Mean, Lindsay Lohan - What's She For? I Look At That And Throw My Hands Up In Despair.

I Guess That The Salary That They Get When They Are Working With Me Is, Like, It Beats Working At Mcdonalds, So It Has Got Some Things Going For It.

The Joke In Aviation Is, 'if You Want To Make A Million, You'd Better Start With £10m.'