I'm Not Going To Pay

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

[he] May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot.

Poverty Makes People Sub-human Excess Of Wealth Makes People Inhuman

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!