Golf Is A Game That

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.