I'm Not Going To Sit

I Feel So Lucky That I Met The Love Of My Life. You Know Somebody's In It To Win It When...you're Having A Seizure And They're Holding You.

When I Get Stressed Out My De-stress Default Is - Not Cat Videos - But I Just Watch His Surrogates. They're So Entertaining. It's Like Escapees From The Nordstrom Cosmetics Counter.

I Always Knew She Was Being Funny, But When I Tell My Therapist That My Mom Played The Trust Game With Me And Let Me Fall On The Ground, My Therapist Does Not Find That Funny. She's Like, "that's The Reason For Everything! That's Why You Have Such A Hard Time With Trust!" And I'm Like, "i Don't Really Have A Hard Time With Trust. I Thought It Was Funny."

I Don't Think I've Ever Had A Woman Yell That At Me, But Women Have Yelled Mean Things At Me As Well.

I Really Like To Talk About My Work In A Way That Is Complicated.