I'm Not Like John Lennon,

I Am A Tender, Beautiful And Loving Guy That Happens To Slap A Photographer Now And Then Because They Get In My Way.

Everyone Knows That If You've Got A Brother, You're Going To Fight.

You've Seen One Of The Our Gigs You've Seen 'em All. But If You're Into The Music, You'll Know That We Played Better The Night Before Or We Can Play Better.

I Will Always Be An Oasis.

Chris Martin Looks Like A Geography Teacher.