I'm Not Like Them, But

I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I Were, Just To Piss Off The Homophobes.

I Started Being Really Proud Of The Fact That I Was Gay Even Though I Wasn't.

I Am Not Read Well, But When I Do Read, I Read Well.

If It Was Up To Me, I'd Get More Oil Tanker Drivers Drunk. I Don't Value Music Much. I Like The Beatles, But I Hate Paul Mccartney. I Like Led Zeppelin, But I Hate Robert Plant. I Like The Who, But I Hate Roger Daltrey.

That's What Music Is: Entertainment. The More You Put Yourself Into It, The More Of You Comes Out In It.