I'm Not Trying To Take

I Don't Want To Open My Mouth Or Speak Anymore, Because Everything I Say Becomes Scandalous. It Wears You Out.

If You Eat Chinese Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Chinese Food. If You Eat Mexican Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Mexican Food. And Milk, It’s Like - You Can Smell The Warmth In The Fart. My Wardrobe On Transformers Always Smells Like Farts, And I Have No Idea Why.

People Compare Me To Angelina Jolie, And She's So Serious And Stoic. I'm The Opposite.

Because Everyone Is Someone's Child, Every Woman Seems Like Someone's Mother.

I'm So Suspicious Of Boys-slash-men. I Just Don't Like Them Or Trust Them.