I'm Not Used To Feeling

People Rise Out Of The Ashes Because, At Some Point, They Are Invested With A Belief In The Possibility Of Triumph Over Seemingly Impossible Odds.

Whenever I Watch Someone Doing Something, Even If It Doesn't Turn Out So Great, I At Least Admire Their Intentions And Stuff.

A Lot Of My Peer Group Think I'm An Eccentric Bisexual, Like I May Even Have An Ammonia-filled Tentacle Somewhere On My Body. That's Okay.

Violent Ground-acquisition Games Such As Football Are In Fact A Crypto-fascist Metaphor For Nuclear War.

Tofu Is The Root Of All Evil, And There's Only One Thing That Can Change A Man's Mind, And That's A Modified Uzi With An Extra-long Clip.