I'm On Every Worst-dressed List

Gwyneth Paltrow Names Her Kid Apple. I'm Not Going To Let That Stand.

So I Wonder If Anything Should Ever Be Off Limits.

When I'm Going To See A Comedian, I Don't Want To See Them Hold Back, And When I'm Reading A Book, I Don't Want To Hear An Abridged Version.

I Love Mariah Carey. Remember The Breakdown? I Loved The Breakdown.

A Lot Of Celebrities, Especially When You're Talking About The Really Big Ones, Live In What I Call The Fame Bubble. Nobody Ever Says No To Them Or Challenges Them Or Even Teases Them.