I'm Only A Beer Teetotaller,

Whenever I See The Word Operation, Especially Trifling Operation, I At Once Write Off The Patient As Dead.

It's Prudent To Gain The Whole World And Lose Your Own Soul. But Don't Forget That Your Soul Sticks To You If You Stick To It; But The World Has A Way Of Slipping Through Your Fingers.

It's All That The Young Can Do For The Old, To Shock Them And Keep Them Up To Date.

There Are Two Things Necessary To Salvation.... Money And Gunpowder.

The Churches Must Learn Humility As Well As Teach It.