I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting Sugar Cane For A Dollar A Day - That's Hot Work. Hotter Than My First Wrist Watch.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low