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I'm So Thankful I Can Write Songs. I Can Capture All Those Memories In My Songs And Keep Those Memories Alive.

I Make Jokes About It, But It's The Truth That I Kind Of Patterned My Look After The Town Tramp. I Didn't Know What She Was, Just This Woman Who Was Blond And Piled Her Hair Up, Wore High Heels And Tight Skirts, And, Boy, She Was The Prettiest Thing I'd Ever Seen. Momma Used To Say, "aw, She's Just Trash," And I Thought, That's What I Want To Be When I Grow Up. Trash.

If You're Feeling Low, Don't Despair. The Sun Has A Sinking Spell Every Night, But It Comes Back Up Every Morning.

It's A Good Thing I Was Born A Girl, Otherwise I'd Be A Drag Queen.

I Never Want Anything More Than What's Fair. The Problem Is, I Never Want Anything Less Either. In The Old-boy School Of Business, If A Woman Walks Away From The Table With What's Rightfully Hers, The Man Feels Screwed.