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Daddy Pays For The Water, Daddy Pays For The Gas, Daddy Pays For The Electricity, And If Daddy Didn't Pay For The Electricity, He'd Pay For The Candle On Your Nightstand, So You Can Study For The Big Test Tomorrow.

Women Can Have All The Evidence But They Still Want The Confession.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.

I've Been Married For 10 Years And, You Know, It's Hard, You Spruce It Up And You Go Places. How Do You Spruce Up Anything? Artificially. You Go Places And Do Things.

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.