I'm Standing Up Thinking. Anybody

Children Frequently Sing Meaningful Phrases To Themselves Over And Over Again Before They Learn To Make A Distinction Between Singing And Saying.

An Art Machine Is A System Whose Parts When Put In Motion Act Upon Each Other In Such A Way As To Cause You To See Things Differently

While I Don't Script And I Don't Use Other Performers, I Think My Taste For Underlying Precision Gives Me Something In Common With Allan And George Brecht.

You Pay Your Money, You Take Your Choice. I Get The Audience My Language Attracts And I Lose The Ones It Repels.

I Reserve The Right To Tell Shaggy Dog Stories Or Even Common Jokes As Part Of What I'm Doing. I Don't Give A Damn If Half The Audience Walks Out.