I'm Sure That The Liability

I Have No Trouble Selling Out—i’m A Benevolent Hack, In A Certain Way—but I Want To Pander For Something I Believe In.

Whatever Bliss We Think We're Going To Find, We May Find It In Brief Flashes, Fleeting Moments That Come And Go. There's An Impossibility To Nailing Down Any Good Feeling.

Stand-up Is Every Man For Himself; You Learn From Hanging Out At These Clubs And Watching Other Guys, And Then Trying Not To Be Like Them.

Billy Crystal Knows How To Make People Laugh. He's Got 30 Years On Stage... There's No Telling Him What's Funny.

When A Director Writes, There's A Compulsory Arbitration. You Have A Right To Challenge Any Of The Arbitrators, But They Pick Three Of Four Arbitrators Who Read All The Drafts With No Names Attached And Then Allocate Credit.