I'm Terrible At Heights. I

When You Look Like I Do Its Hard To Get A Table For One At Chucky Cheese.

I've Always Been Attracted To Sad. If You Look At Woody Allen Movies, He's Often Playing A Sad Clown, And It's Always Been Interesting. And Angry Clown Is Even More Interesting.

I Do Not Have A Helmet. But This Is A Wig, So It's A Little Protective.

I Have Never Been Much Of A Groomer. I Take Baths A Lot, But I Don't Wear Deodorant. I Don't Have To. I Have A Miraculous Body Scent. I've Had Women Smell Me And Say That Should Be Bottled. I Would Advise Guys To Lay Off The Drakkar, Because The Cavemen Weren't Wearing It. They Might Have Been Putting Mint Leaves On Their Balls, But Your Scent Is Grown Naturally. I Have Really Good Dating Advice.

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.