I'm Thankful That My Memory

I Love Key Lime Pie, Although It's Never Made The Proper Way.

My Problem, I Try To Teach My Kids To Eat Healthy Food. But You Get A Cantaloupe, And You Don't Know When It's Going To Come Of Age. You Have No Idea - That Period Between When It's Like, Hard As A Rock To When It's Smushy Inside, Is About Ten Minutes.

I Hate It When My Hair Is Engaged In Unauthorized Activities.

I Happen To Be A Devout Atheist. I Don't Believe In God. I Still Go To Church -- I'm Not A Heathen. I Go To An Atheist Church. We Have Crippled Guys Who Stand Up And Testify That They Were Crippled, And They Still Are.

I've Decided That Perhaps I'm Bulimic And Just Keep Forgetting To Purge.