I'm Tired Of Pretending Like

Fear Is Never A Good Enough Reason To Do Nothing

Steroids Build Your Muscles, But They Don't Build Your Tendons Or Ligaments.

I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A Pussy.

I'm Kind Of Old-fashioned In A Lot Of Ways. I Prefer Mano A Mano. Even If You Have Two Girls In The House, It's Not Like We're Together All The Time. But I Need Variety.

You Can't Criticize Bob Dylan's Singing. You Have To Respect Billy Joel As A Brilliant Poet. You Can't Tell Me There's A Better Rock Band Ever Than Led Zeppelin. And If You Speak During The Eagles' "last Resort," We're Done. I'm Just Asking For Seven Minutes. This Stuff Really Matters, You Know.