I'm Too Amused By The

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

Civilizations Have Been Founded And Maintained On Theories Which Refused To Obey Facts.

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

Every Luxury Was Lavished On You - Atheism, Breastfeeding, Circumcision.