I'm Too Busy Acting Like

If You Ever Need Anything Please Don't Hesitate To Ask Someone Else First.

I'm A Much Happier Guy Than A Lot Of People Think I Am.

I Wanted To Be In A Punk Band Before I Had Even Heard Any Punk Music.

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

Throughout My Life, I've Always Been Really Close With Girls And Made Friends With Girls. And I've Always Been A Really Sickly, Feminine Person Anyhow, So I Thought I Was Gay For A While Because I Didn't Find Any Of The Girls In My High School Attractive At All.