I'm Too Cynical To Be

Stereotypes Wouldn't Be So Bad If Black People Were Nicer, In General.

I Wish My Family Had Taken More Pictures When I Was Growing Up. Instead Of Always Having To Draw Everything.

The True Meaning Of Christmas Is Actually Centuries Of Gullibility.

You Look Like You Deep Fry Your Hands Before You Bite Your Fingernails.

It Was Important To Me To Be Cool As A Comedian. I Didn't Want To Be A Crowd-pleaser Who Sent Out The Vibe Of, "i Need You Guys." I Wanted To Be So Cool That The Audience Could Leave And I Would Still Be Killing, That I Didn't Want To Have To Rely On Them Or Need Them. That Really Appealed To Me.