I'm Too Nervous To Eat

I Never Think, 'where Am I Going To Be In A Year's Time?' That Seems To Be A Sure Way Of Missing The Fact That You Might Be Quite Happy Now.

I Think My Comedy, The Put-downs I Do To Hecklers, Are The Accumulated Bitterness Of Years Of People Feeling That It's Perfectly Acceptable To Make A Comment On Your Appearance When They Don't Even Know You.

Regular Panelists On Shows Can Be Terrifying. They Own That Space, And Many Guest Comics Suspect They Are Favoured In The Edit, While Their Own Hilarious Jokes End Up Being Ejected Into The Ether.

The Problem With Comedy Audiences - It's Like The Coliseum - When They See Someone Struggling, They Don't Feel Altruistic Towards Them. They Feel Slightly Repulsed By It.

I Think Self-esteem Is Fluid. It's Not A Fixed State, And So Some Days Are Better Than Others.