I'm Trying To Be Really

I'm Always Amazed That Anyone Is Paying Attention To Anything That I Do, You Know What I Mean? I Feel Like I'm Constantly Having Conversations With People Where They're Saying, "i Didn't Know That You Could Be Serious," And Then Other People Are Saying, "oh, I Didn't Know That You Could Do Comedy." And So I Don't Know If It Really Helped Too Much With This. I Like To Think That It Does.

But Yeah, I Played Bass Guitar In High School And In College And Then I Actually Fractured My Thumb, So My Bass Career Went Bye-bye.

You Could Make A Film About Being Intoxicated Only When You're Riding Motorcycles, But Really When You're In An Enclosed Space Safely, You Can.

If I Could Spend More Months Out Of The Year Employed Than Unemployed, That Would Be Nice.

When I Was Younger It Was, You Know, My Dad Dressed Up In Drag On 'bosom Buddies.' And That Was What I Was Having To Deal With At The Time. And Then Around The Time That I Was Into College Was When He Became Statue-worthy I Guess You Could Say.