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Don't Underestimate Your Kids. Don't Be Condescending, Because They're Children But They're Not Stupid.

If We Were Meant To Read For Enjoyment, Would God Have Created Television? Read As It Was Intended - For Exercise. The More You Read, The More You Expand Your - What's The Word I'm Looking For? - Your Stockpile Of Words. You Must Have A Stockpile Of Words That You Can Pass Along To Your Children For Their Stockpile.

It's Harder When People Are Playing Along, Because It's Just Not As Funny. They're Trying To Be Funny, And It Sort Of Cancels Out The Whole Joke.

The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo.

I Think Ultimately, When You Believe Somebody Is Going Through A Situation And It's Either Awkward Or Ridiculous, But You Believe It, That Can Be Funny.