I'm Very Fond Of Food.

It Doesn't Matter What You Say [to Me] After "even Though". I Never Change My Mind. Give It Up.

I'm Not Good At Debating - I'm Much Better At Pontificating.

I Think It Was Much Better When You Got On Your Horse And Rode Two Miles To Talk To Your Neighbor.

Research Indicates That Most Women Want Their Man To Earn More Than They Do.

Men Are Very Easy- You Treat Them Well, And They Behave Right. You Don't Treat Them Well, And They Don't Behave Right.