I'm Very Proud Of My

I Poop In The Backyard... I Wear Disposable Diapers.

At Princeton I Wrote My Junior Paper On Virginia Woolf, And For My Senior Thesis I Wrote On Samuel Beckett. I Wrote Some About "between The Acts" And "mrs. Dalloway'' But Mostly About "to The Lighthouse." With Beckett I Focused, Perversely, On His Novels, "molloy," "malone Dies," And "the Unnamable." That's When I Decided I Should Never Write Again.

I Lost My Virginity When I Was 14. And I Haven't Been Able To Find It.

Privacy Is Something I Have Come To Respect. I Think When I Was Younger I Wanted To Tell Everybody Everything, Because I Thought I Was So Damn Interesting. Then I Heard The Snoring.

We Like To Keep The Sexual Tension Underplayed, Especially Between The Smoking Man And Me. Once We Thought He Was My Father . . . It Got More Interesting.