I'm Very Resilient. The Only

I Like Gambling On Stuff That You Don't Know Anything About. That's When It's Exciting.

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

Have You Ever Googled Yourself? I Did, Most Depressing Thing Ever. People Have Websites Hoping I Die At 38.

I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.