I'm Very, Very Jealous Of

Ninety Percent Of Video Game Ai Really Is Pretty Damn Bad. I Think That's Actually Why It's So Much Fun To Shoot Things. Because The Ai Is So Bad And The Characters Are So Annoying.

In High School, My Prom Date Fooled Around With Another Guy - On Prom Night!

I've Been On A Show Before Where I Was On A Billboard And Then, After Like Three Or Four Weeks, They Took The Billboard Down And Replaced It With Nothing. Took My Face Down And Put A White Board Up.

I Never Really Thought Of Myself As A Physical Comedian. But When I Was A Kid, I Used To, You Know, Pretend To Trip Over Things To Make Girls Laugh In School And Stuff Like That. So I Kind Of Learned How To Fall Without Hurting Yourself.

I Play A Guy Who Is 40. And I Am A Very Good Actor, Because I'm 41.