I'm Vulgar, I'm A Populist.

Sixty Per Cent Of People Entering Prison Today Are Illiterate.

I Have Discovered With Advancing Years That Few Things Are Entirely Black Or White, But More Often Different Shades Of Grey.

Chatterers Are A Menace.

Birth Is Life's First Lottery Ticket.

If You Make A Deal With A Fool, Don't Be Surprised When They Act Foolishly.