I'm Working On Inventing An

The Thing I Can Say About All This Stuff That's Going On Right Now Is That I Appreciate It.

I've Always Wanted To Be A Dad. I Just Can't Wait To Have A Little Rug Rat Running Around. I Used To Want Five Or Six Kids, But Maybe I've Become Too Self-absorbed Over The Years. I Think Two Would Be Perfect.

I Love Football And Beer And Have A Normal Girlfriend.

Everybody's Got Regrets. It's A Personal Choice As To Whether Or Not You Can Change.

I Don't Know Who Came Up With This Push Present Idea, But I Think It's Probably A Female.