In Actual Life I Am

Other Than My Memory Being A Bit Woolly And My Knees Being A Bit Creaky, I Don't Really Think There's Anything I Can't Do.

I Don't Read Novels Whilst I'm Writing One; I Just Haven't Got A Wide Enough Brain To Concentrate On Incoming And Outgoing In The Same Time Zone.

That's The Weird Thing About Not Being Married - You Can't Get Regular Kissing; You Can't Be Guaranteed Of It, And That's A Great Shame.

I've Chosen To Stay In A Jolly Place For Most Of My Life, And That Is A Lot Of Who I Am.

The Only Time I Did Not Know How To Be, Physically, Was When I Lost A Lot Of Weight. That Was The Only Time I Didn't Understand My Body.