In America Nothing Dies Easier

Watergate Left Washington A City Ravaged By Honesty.

Every Day And In Every Way, Baseball Gets Fancier. A Few More Years And They'll Be Playing On Oriental Rugs.

We Honor Ambition, We Reward Greed, We Celebrate Materialism, We Worship Acquisitiveness, We Commercialize Art, We Cherish Success And Then We Bark At The Young About The Gentle Arts Of The Spirit. The Kids Know That If We Really Valued Learning, We Would Pay Our Teachers What We Pay Our Lawyers And Stockbrokers. If We Valued Art, We Would Not Measure It By Its Capacity To Produce Profits. If We Regarded Literature As Important, We Would Remove It From The Celebrity Sweepstakes And Spend A Little Money On Our Libraries.

Windows 95 Is What Rube Goldberg Would Have Designed If He'd Studied Cartooning At M.i.t.

When You're The Only Pea In The Pod, Your Parents Are Likely To Get You Confused With The Hope Diamond.