In America, You Assassinate President.

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

Comedians Are Always Hitting The Topical Notes That Are On Everybody's Minds.

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.