In America, You Drive Car.

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

Americans Think Soviets Are So Grim. I Want Them To See That They Can Smile.

Balance Is So Important In Our Lives. In Our Busy World, We Can Give Ourselves Balance Between Thinking And Feeling.

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.