In Even The Happiest Love

Wit: A Whim Followed By A Wham.

Truth Usually Stammers At First.

Sincerity Guarantees Nothing But Itself.

People Who Abhor Solitude May Abhor Company Almost As Much.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.