In Genesis, It Says That

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

If It Isn't The Sheriff, It's The Finance Company; I've Got More Attachments On Me Than A Vacuum Cleaner.

My Only Regret In The Theater Is That I Could Never Sit Out Front And Watch Me.