In Love, We Are Best

I Went To A Hypnotist. He Put Me Under A Spell, And Every Time I Had A Craving For A Cigarette, I Would Throw Up. It's Very Embarrassing Right After Sex. I Find It Pretty Hard To Get That Second Date After That. Girls Get All Snobby After You Barf On Them.

I Don't Do Much. I'm Too Lazy. That's My Problem. Hang Around My Couch, Watching The Tv. Just Too Lazy. I Realized This The Other Day, I Get Hit My A Truck Tomorrow - A Big Truck Could Hit Me - Paralyze Me From The Neck Down. Wouldn't Effect My Lifestyle A Bit Really.

I Think Clever People Think That Poor People Are Stupid.

I Don't Know Anything About Politics. I Wouldn't Put Too Much Into My Prediction On Politics.

Jealousy Seldom Punishes With The Severity It Suffers.