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In My Dream World Gay People In America Would Get The Right To Marry, And Not A One Of Them Would Use That Right.
-David Sedaris
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In My Dream World Gay
David Sedaris
In My Dream World Gay People In America Would Get The Right To Marry, And Not A One Of Them Would Use That Right.
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